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    /i wrote more than i meant to ahhh sorry xc


    your name is darby, and you've given up your street life for one in the countryside.


    to make a long story short, living in the city was becoming a bit of a hassle after the humans started going all wacko. besides, you're twelve months old now, and you figure it's about time to shape up and settle down some. the hard life you've been living is starting to be more harm than it's worth.
    for starters, food is hard to come by. you'd be extremely lucky if a fat rat or an extremely unlucky pidgeon crossed paths with you. normally, you have to scrounge the sidewalks and dig through the sun-scorched, fly-ridden garbage bags that tend to pile up until tuesday. tuesday's trash day, where that huge green truck comes and gobbles up all of the trash, zooming off just as fast at it came -- which, pointedly, is incredibly slow. you'd always sort of wondered where exactly that glorious truck takes all that crap, and if it's better than the city. heh, you doubt it, if there's trash everywhere. that strikes out one of your options. so much for taking the dump truck out of here.
    for water, you have to either wait until it rains, beg for a handout, or just do without it. occasionally, the homeless person here and there might pour you a dish, but that's no way to live, for crying out loud!
    plus, the city just stinks. no, it reeks. the car fumes, the garbage, the various mystery fluids that trickle down the roads.. it's seriously gross. you've been needing a change of scenery, and you heard of a place, just off the interstate, where the land flows with milk and honey. not literally, but any place must be better than here, you figure. a passing cat told you the way to go, to follow the north star through the woods, and that's just what you've done.
    it's taken you a day and half, but you finally have made the assumption that you might be in the right place. the air here is so much clearer, and you can smell flowers, honeysuckle.. actually enjoyable smells. morning dew on the grass -- real, tall grass! -- and the cricketsong accompanied by the fleeting calls of numerous birds... woah. this is a lot to take in. you're pretty disoriented from the travel alone, but this..
    you have no idea that you've stumbled upon said place's borders, although you can definititely sense a mass multitude of other animals close by.
    you kinda hope that they're friendly, but at the same time, you're prepared to defend yourself if they try anything.
    " yo, anyone around? name's darby.. uhh, helloooo? " you bark pretty cluelessly, in your usual drawl. you rear up onto your hind legs, struggling to see over the grass but failing quite miserably. you're only a border collie, after all, and quite the looker where you come from. your eyes practically scream "i'm trouble", and they're the color of liquid gold. your dainty paws and flowy tail seem as though they were delicately dipped in white paint. your muzzle and underbelly are also white, with black speckles here and there. the rest of you is a deep charcoal black, your fur medium in length. there's a certain swish to your walk, too. your ears, half-flopped, perk up as you hear a rustle somewhere ahead of you.
    anyway, you don't know what to expect from these animals. they could be aliens, for all you know. you've never seen life outside past tall concrete buildings.

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    hey there!
    possible friendship/one sided, maybe two sided crush with darby??


    she's a border collie, resident of the tribe of the harvest moon; she literally just joined there. she's a reincarnation of my older character, juliet, who belonged to both the radium and grammaticus families via adoption. she was also a shp of darkclan. she had a love litter with skeletonlullaby, but unfortunately the role players of the pups fell inactive.


    as far as a bio for her goes, i need to make one still. her profile in general is under construction, as you can see. c:


    to be honest, i'm open to basically everything you're open to! i love plotting in general. maybe we can plot something big? or i can have her join boneclan as a dual membership, maybe, if that helps? <3


    edit: i nearly forgot to add that she's twelve moons old.

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    oh damn!
    if she really wants to, she could always just pick to stay in boneclan? <3
    but hell yes i'm all for this


    maybe they can meet when she gets lost somewhere or is just wandering and maybe at first he goes to attack her or vice versa? she's p much the queen of sass so anything can happen there.

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    i can!
    i'll be on late tonight most likely (not quite sure what your time zone is, but it's 10:29 pm here) just to let you know!
    i'll make it in a sec!!
    ME TOO omg

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    /it took me the longest time to get a title for this for some reason xc
    sorry for the wait!


    okay, you're pretty sure you've passed this particular tree three times already.


    that's just great. you're hopelessly f—king lost in the middle of nowhere. even after making four rounds of the tribe's territory, you still can't find your way back (as if you thought you would know your way back). there aren't many landmarks there, save for the huge flower field, but how the hell are you supposed to see that from far away? the barn itself is hidden by trees, trees, and more trees. you're starting to wish you'd never left the city. all this damn pollen is getting to you, and you can feel a violent sneeze coming on.
    your paws are aching, and if dogs could sweat, you'd be pretty much drenched. you're a sitting duck.
    up ahead, you can see a distant break in the trees, as if it opens up to something. perhaps a little too overeager, you bound forward, emerging into a wide open plain. it's pretty much barren; nothing much besides windswept grasses. you can see the silhouette of a.. town? then a huge mountain farther south. you can feel the early onset of hunger gnawing at your belly, and a stolen hotdog is beginning to sound awfully tasty. so, you start trotting towards this mysterious city, looking left and right as you do so. this open area is huge, and you're honestly surprised that you didn't notice this upon joining the tribe. i mean, it's a f—king mountain. how did you see it?
    regardless of what you did or didn't see, you're halted when you hear some movement from behind you. it's like.. a scurrying, like possible prey, perhaps? you glance from back at the treeline, quietly debating what you should do. you suppose if you can spare yourself the time and energy it would take to walk all that way, you will. besides, you'd probably get even more lost at this point.
    swiping your tongue across your ebony nose, you lower yourself until your belly is nearly touching the grass. your eyes, doe-like and the color of liquified gold, stare ahead at the bushes, trying to figure out just where the hell it could be. you can't even put a name to what exactly "it" is; you really aren't used to the way things smell out here. a cat in the city and a cat in the wild can smell different, you suppose. you take a painfully slow step forward on dainty paws that look like they'd been delicately dipped in white paint, not making a noise.
    you're about to lose your patience and just leap at it when it leaps at you. you don't even have time to see what it actually is yet, because you got scared sh—tless. you double back, your half-flopped ears standing at attention, your hackles raised, pearly teeth bared.

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    you come to see that the animal in question is a cat, pretty scrawny though. not that you'd eat him; that's just.. well, you're pretty sure it counts as some form of cannibalism. you'd be too skeeved out to eat something that could easily talk right back to you.
    his first mistake was jumping out at you and scaring you nearly half to death. you don't care if this is his turf or not, you're not about to let him lash at you like that.
    " now, just who the f—k do you think you're jumpin' out at, huh? " you growl, a vicious snap in your tone, " were you... followin' me? you were, weren't you? " then your brain seems to finally process it all, and you try your best not to snap anymore. you take a deep breath, finally sitting down and becoming calm in a matter of fifteen seconds. " name's darby, and i'm just passin' through, okay? so chill the f—k out, or you'll end up gettin' a hernia. i'm not here to pick a fight. you just came outta nowhere is all. " your voice trails off towards the end, murmured lowly. of course, you're not going to let on that you're lost. not right away, at least.
    you use this opportunity to size him up. there isn't much to size up; he's a little bit shrimpy, but still beefier than the strays you're used to seeing. his eyes draw you the most; they're so red that it's almost kinda creepy. but cool, you suppose. cool for a guy who straight up almost attacked you or some sh—t.
    in all fairness, you thought he was prey, so you kinda provoked the action in a way. oops.

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    /darby is sarcastic af i love it cx


    you smirk a little on the inside, feeling satisfied that you managed to trip him up by calling him out on him following you.
    on the outside, though, your eyes are half-lidded, and eventually your smirk spills through. " just how long were you stalkin' me for, hm? " you say almost as if you're a detective asking a possible subject what he was doing on the night of the murder in some cheesy ass movie. well, must have been for quite a bit if he figured out that you're hungry. unless he just assumed you are? you're starting to think too much.
    " draco. sweet name. " you tell him almost cheerily. hey, it is a pretty sick ass name. even for such a small fry like him. nah, he's really not that much smaller than you. gotta give the guy some credit.
    " fish, crab, calamari.. i don't care which, but you really don't have to do all that, okay? " you don't want to scam the guy into feeding you only to take off. that doesn't seem right. somehow you have to return the favor. it's the least you can do.

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    /this is super cute and i already ship it omggg <3


    you roll your eyes some when he tries to assure you that he was only "observing" you and not the former.


    he was pretty passive when you went out of your way to compliment his name, scowling sourly at that. you always thought that girls were the ones who could never really accept compliments from people, but maybe you've finally been proven wrong.
    his sudden boisterious outburst makes you visibly flinch and blink twice, and you quirk an invisible brow. okay, now he's starting to make you wonder. just when you begin to think he has a trick up his nonexistent sleeve, he breaks it down to you. he wants you to join? well, you don't see the harm in that, actually.
    draco's a nice guy, clearly; he could have insisted on killing you right then and there when he confronted you -- although you're very confident that if such a fight were to occur, you'd win without a doubt -- but he chose not to. plus, he offered you free food, so that makes him pretty awesome by your book.
    you hope the folks back at the barn won't mind. of course, you have no idea that they're enemies. you can't really picture draco being in a bloodthirsty clan. as said before, he's a little too nice for that. or maybe you're just naive? whatever the case, you decide to take him up on his offer.
    " sure, yeah, i'll check it out. but if there's any other creeps like you there then i might have to decline. " of course, you're kidding. you shoot him a wink and a soft grin right back. now for the precious spoils! you can already taste the fish in your mouth, almost.
    you close the distance between the two of you and sit about a foot away from him. now you can really check out his jive -- city slang for "crazy" -- eye color, being up close and all. you like draco, you think. he's pretty down to earth, unlike those stuck up ruffians back on the streets. you wouldn't mind hanging around in boneclan with him.

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    ululare, huh? well, that was kind of off-putting to hear. then again, if he was just another cat like draco, that'd be funny as hell and you'd probably torture the guy to no end because you'd know that he wouldn't really be able to do anything about it.
    draco seems full of surprises, so you can just assume that ululare is a f—cking dragon or some sh—t like that. you're exaggerating now, but still.
    if someone dyed you pink, you wouldn't be too happy about it either. then again, you're a pretty lighthearted person who doesn't take life too seriously, obviously. you'd probably retaliate with another prank, one that's even better than pink-dyed fur! and you wouldn't be afraid to hit below the belt, either. figuratively and literally.
    then he starts getting all serious-like, and your own eyes are clouded with concern. instantly, as if by instinct, you retain your placid body language and leveled tone of voice. " woah. don't wanna get on your bad side. " you jest gently. it sounds really farfetched, the whole idea, but you aren't going to make him mad to find out. you tilt your head one way, ears flopping, but then you remember about the whole food thing. man, you're so hungry you could probably eat a whole cow. as soon as he points the way, you also stand up, strutting off. you don't wait for him to take the lead, either.
    once you're a good ten lengths away, you glance over at your shoulder, sneering in a tease, " c'mon, slowpoke! " you even stick your tongue out at him and wag your tail for good measure.

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    /cute moment incoming <3


    the lake is a beautiful sight to you, glinting and shimmering from the sunlight hitting it right at the perfect angle. you've never seen a huge body of water, so you pin your ears back as draco casually sits at the water's edge, waiting to trap a fish in his paws. if you weren't so embarrassed, you'd tell him to "move outta the way and let the master show you how it's done". unfortunately, you don't know a thing or two about catching fish, and you're still really in awe with the beauty of all the colors out here.
    the water isn't murky or muddy, either; it's crystal clear. you can see right into it.
    but, like with most things, you manage to keep your excitement inside, for now. you don't want to freak draco out by having a complete nerd moment and just going on and on about how pretty life out here is. truth be told, you could really get used to living out here. you should have left a long time ago.
    you sit near him, so close that your fur is brushing his, and you're just staring out at the horizon like things couldn't get more perfect. you have this big goofy smile on your face that probably looks so dumb, and you'd be surprised if draco couldn't feel you trembling.
    it's a good thing he asked you a question, because you were just about to completely wig out. " here? to be honest, i got lost. i joined the tribe of harvest moon just yesterday.. " -- you pause to take a big, deep breath -- " left the city 'cause it's just no way to live, i guess. glad i ran into you, though. " you peer down at draco, smirking before just aiming to shove him into the water with a gentle paw.

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    as soon as he falls in, you erupt into a laughing fit. holy sh—t, that was funny as hell!
    " sorry 'bout that, but -- " you can hardly get a word in without replaying the scene in your head and starting to giggle again, so you put a paw to your mouth. " i had to! " he starts to drag himself out, but you can't help frowning a little when you see his expression.
    " my, uh, paw slipped? " you struggle, grimacing as well for the fear that he's annoyed with you, at the very least. obviously, you thought it was really f—cking funny, but he's not even smiling. you lower your head some, chuckling nervously, as if you expect him to yell at you.

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    /it's okay! and i'm going to post it in thirty minutes or so!


    you're about to give a quick-witted reply when he aims a good shove right at you. at first, it just sends you wobbling sporadically, but you lose your balance completely and flop right in the water. the cold chill of it is so refreshing against the heat of the day, and your head bobs out of the surface with a huge smile on your maw. you, of course, love the water. " guess i deserved that. " you chuckle, paddling around in a loose circle before yelping in surprise. something slimy brushed past your legs, and it really spooked you. you clambor out as soon as you can, not even bothering to shake yourself off. you're just peering into the crystal clear waters, and eventually you see the asailant; a big, silvery fish that seems to be poking in and out of a hole in the bottom. you grin a bit sheepishly over at draco, trying to brush off the fact that you just acted like a total pansy all because of a fish. you've never actually seen a live one before, nor felt the gross, slippery, scaly skin.

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    /oooooh eyepatches are cool :0


    okay, now this is starting to look familiar. you've seen dead fish inside of store windows, and you were always kinda bugged out by their lifeless eyes, for some reason. even now, as you're looking down at your soon-to-be meal, you can't help watching its eyes, as if you expect it to spring back to life any second now.
    you don't want to seem like a wuss, so you lean your head down, ears perked, and take a nibble at it. you don't get much of a good grip at all, only taking off a scale. you promptly spit that out, growling to yourself before trying again. this time, you manage to take a pretty large chunk out, and despite the scales, you eagerly swallow it up. it tastes a bit different than cooked fish, but regardless, you still like it. the taste sends your tail wagging, and you look to draco with wide eyes. " that's good! " you yip, hungrily going for another bite.

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    /once again i'm stumped on a title for her joining thread omg xc


    your parents? hm.
    " .. just my mom. my dad wasn't ever really around, yaknow? " you reply, your voice a bit softer. even your eyes seem to be forelorn as your turn to look over, back out at the rippling water. what you didn't tell draco was that your mother had died when you were still quite young. he could maybe pick up on it, but you didn't like being a party pooper, so you try your best to smile and shake your head when he offers to cook up a different fish. you continue eating quietly, lost in your thoughts. you wish you could have protected her, or at least helped her recover from her sickness. your brother's nowhere to be found, even after months of your searching.

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    /sorry in advance if this post sucks a little bit oops xc


    following that same trail you took the last time, you're trotting the distance towards boneclan territory. draco seemed pretty insistent that you join, and well, you couldn't turn him down. besides, tothm is awfully quiet. you could use some action, and from the sound of it, this place has it all, and then some.
    golden hued optics peering ahead, you can make out the faint silhouette of the village on the horizon. this time, you can scent the border in time for you to stop right at it. oh man, you can practically feel the energetic vibes everywhere, and it's making your mind buzz with excitement. excitement that is expertly hidden by your coolkid fascade. you seem casual as ever as you park your rump there in the grass, tail thumping rhythmically against the dirt. " yo, anyone around? " you call out in your usual lingo; a heavy city accent paired with a spanish one. you wonder what the people here are like. hopefully they're all as chill as draco is, but you don't doubt it too much. " name's darby, i'm joinin'! " you add a second later.

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    a bandit? holy sh—t, that sounded badass as f—ck.
    you have no idea what exact ranking that is, but you can tell that this lady is all business. in a good way, of course. " tauriel. i like that! " you end up sounding maybe a little more chipper than you wanted to come across as, so you somewhat quiet down after that, smiling sheepishly. " .. heh. you seen draco around? " you ask, quirking an invisible brow. the guy seems elusive as ever. you half expect him to just erupt from the undergrowth and just tackle-hug you. even though you barely know each other. he's lively, just like you, and tons of fun to hangout with.

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    /ninja'd omg cx


    he does just as you expected him to, and you can feel your heart swelling with joy. his little "attack" makes you stumble back a little, and you pointedly take revenge by aiming to topple him with a heavy paw. " shut up! hey, i'm here now! " you yip, tail sent wagging at some point after he showed up. your ears flop a little as you go into the classic play bow stance, growling lightly and pairing that with a giggle.

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    you hardly noticed it at first, to be honest, but now that he mentioned it and you took a second look, it was most definitely an eyepatch. " what are you, a pirate? " you ask, about to break into laughter as you try so hard not to tell a corny ass pirate joke. being the slightly clueless person you are, you have no idea that draco has actually lost his eye; from what you know of him, you have enough reasoning to believe that he's dressing up or some sh—t. " i love it. " you gasp theatrically, sarcastically, eyes wide as saucers.